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Creepypasta: The Diary of Benjamin GravesCreepypasta: The Diary of Benjamin Graves by MrAngryDog
August 29th, 2012
Today was probably one of the most depressing funerals I had ever arranged. I simply despise having to do a eulogy for a baby... Despite the fact that the child is in the casket, and the lid closed, it still breaks my heart. A baby should see the faces of their mommies and daddies, not the face of their maker.
A child should have a chance at growing up and living life for Christ's sake! An elderly person is one thing. It shows that they had lived a very long life and, God willing, died peacefully... and they're not suffering anymore. This gives comfort to the families of the elderly, as it does for me. Infant deaths and suicides trouble me the most. As I sit here in my study and write this, I'm drinking my
usual Wild Turkey whiskey.
People know that I help with funeral arrangements in advanced, and do graveside service as well. But what most don't kn
Images that I design...
Jane the Killer-related
and much more...
The following related images I won't design...
Big Time Rush
The Jonas Brothers
Designs that are overly-cutesy
Bubble Gum Pop Trash
You marrying Jeff the Killer or Slenderman
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I specialize in all designs known to man. Computer graphics (CGI), Pencil art, Painting, and much more. When I make a composite image from another photograph or other image I find off of Google, Yahoo, Jupiter Images, Getty-images, or where ever it might be, just know one thing: I don't have any intention of stealing your photograph or whatever you might have and say it's my own, I only use it in my imagery to make a composite or abstract because you take a good picture. So if you come crying to me thinking that I supposedly stole one of your images or you delete one of my designs because of so-called "copyright infringement", I will block your ass. So STFU, and get the pole out of your ass! With that out of the way, enjoy my gallery, kick your feet up, and stay a while...
Current Residence: The Backyard
deviantWEAR sizing preference: XXXL, X-tra Tall, X-tra Long
Occupation (other than graphics artist): Chef
Favourite genre of music: Metal
Favourite photographer: My mother
Favorite artist: Too long to list...
Favourite style of art: Anything I can come up with.
Operating System: Windows 8
MP3 player of choice: iPod Touch
Favorite Beer: Colt .45, King Cobra, Olde English 800, Budweiser, Miller Light
Favorite Whiskey: Ancient Age Kentucky Bourbon, Vladimir Vodka
Favorite Soda: Eh, I'm not really picky.
Wallpaper of choice: Anything relaxing...
Favourite cartoon character: Meg Griffin, Leela (from Futurama), Ike Broflovski (I love that little fella ^_^), Sgt. Ju-Du (The Inspector), Francine Smith, Squidward Tentacles
Personal Quote: Be thankful and grateful for the talents God gave you... I know I am.