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ERB: Britney Spears Vs. Marilyn Manson
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!
I'm the greatest thing since sliced fucking bread
I like to shake my ass
And make men fap off in bed
Let's face it Brian
Girls are really scared to death of you
You were born to make them sick
The beat goes on and this battle's just begun
I'll let you be the last to know
Your fanbase are nothing but
Skanky Gothic black-clad hoes
Your inability to remain pure
Is what made you
You suck a ton of men off
To get to the top
Is that really true?
You're an overweight psycho bitch
Who became a temporary skinhead
You're old news Spears
And becoming long-forgotten
You ain't a (s)AINT
You're a rose in the slutgarden
Whose smell is becoming rotten
I feel sorry for your little sister
That got knocked up when she followed suit
Now I see why both of your spouses
Decided to give you the fucking boot
I saw your school girl video
It piqued my interest
Of course you were acting with your cousin
It *wasn't* ince
ERB: Guy Fawkes Vs. Shang
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!
How you gonna beat me?
On your ass I'll go Bruce Lee
You're everything Guy that you will never ever be
So take your lame ass army
Then up and flee
Nobody gives two Fawkes that you're an idea
You're not that serious
I trained then married Mulan
That's how she became famous
I'm done talking you mask-wearing jackass
Why don't you and my kitana
Have a deep talk with your anus?
You call yourself a warrior?
You're nothing but lame
Go back to your boyfriends
And resume your training game
I'm the symbol of liberty
I have an online army
There's someone else
Who will make you famous-- ME!
You should've spent more time
Having sex with Mulan
Were you really that scared
Of seeing her naked in the pond?
You never defeated the Huns to begin with
You little shit
Flavius caught up and simply beat you to it
You're not an idea
You're a comic book screwup
Your fame was achieved
Because of your legendary fuck-up
You may have
IronmanHear me read it
My friends used to call William "Ironman" because the first time we kissed he got a nosebleed and the taste of his blood haunted me for a long time after it. We'd only been twelve years old and apparently the anxiety spiked his blood pressure to the point of combustion... I remember that when we were forced to take sex ed a few years later we were divided into separate classes for boys and girls, in case a diagram of an ovary was too risqué and we became animalistic and started clawing at each other in our seats, but nonetheless when our teacher Ms Jacobs had explained to us what an erection was in my mind all I could picture was the blood rushing to his nose and then the slash of cranberry across my blouse.
With the idea planted in his mind it didn't take long for William's hands to start wandering, but the image persisted. Every time I thought about just letting it happen I wondered what would happen if he got too excite
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