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ERB: Spock Vs. Prince Strong Heart
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!
Prince Strong Heart
[Music stops abruptly, Mister Spock sees Strong Heart in his dog form]
Spock (cocking an eyebrow):
[uninterested] Great... I'm rapping against a mutt?
[Music resumes, Strong Heart quickly shifts into human form]
Look what crawled out of the woodwork
An interstellar pimp to every Trekkie dork
I'm the prince of lovely locks
Enjoying whiskey on the rocks
I've rescheduled my date with the Lady
So I can rip through your Vulcan ass
Like the Wrath of Kahn
I'll pin Uhura in the sack
I'll tear Kirk limb from limb
I'll wipe my ass with the Enterprise
And do it again and again
Why don't you take a picture
Of me whooping your ass?
It'll last longer
But this battle won't
It'll be over soon
You big eared goon
Spock (trademark serious voice):
I'm the Commander and Captain of the Starship Enterprise
The one and only Mister Spock
Representing the Starfleet and the Vulcan Government
You may fight like Cujo
IronmanHear me read it
My friends used to call William "Ironman" because the first time we kissed he got a nosebleed and the taste of his blood haunted me for a long time after it. We'd only been twelve years old and apparently the anxiety spiked his blood pressure to the point of combustion... I remember that when we were forced to take sex ed a few years later we were divided into separate classes for boys and girls, in case a diagram of an ovary was too risqué and we became animalistic and started clawing at each other in our seats, but nonetheless when our teacher Ms Jacobs had explained to us what an erection was in my mind all I could picture was the blood rushing to his nose and then the slash of cranberry across my blouse.
With the idea planted in his mind it didn't take long for William's hands to start wandering, but the image persisted. Every time I thought about just letting it happen I wondered what would happen if he got too excite
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