ME AT FIVE NIGHTS AT FREDDY'S 3Me: Oh my fucking god where the fuck is Springtrap he's probably jackin off somewhere like the little bitch he is >:C
My cousin Roger that's sitting right next to me: You have to look for him
Roger: Yeah you have to look for him .___.
Me: WHY?!?!?! NO!!! I DON'T WANT TO HAVE TO LOOK FOR SHIT, LOOKING IS STUPID!!!!1 D:<
Roger: WELL YOU KNOW WHAT ETHAN SOMETIMES IN LIFE, YOU HAVE TO LOOK FOR THINGS xDD
Me: Oh my fucking god I hate how in the other games you have to let the animatronics fuck you you can't fuck the animatronics WELL GUESS WHAT SPRINGTRAP I AIN'T FUCKIN RECEIVIN ANAL I'M THE ONE GIVIN ANAL, BITCH
I WILL FUCK YOU IN ONE OF YOUR LITTLE HOLES IN YOUR SUIT ACTUALLY NO I'M GONNA FUCK ALL YOUR HOLES, LITTLE SHIT
Roger: XDDDD do you have like a boner right now XD
Me: MY DICK IS LIKE THE EMPIRE STATE BUILDING RIGHT NOW LIKE REALLY??? REALLY?!?!?!?!
Roger: Springtrap is pretty hot I'll admit that XDDD
Me: THIS GAME IS MAKING ME HARD
GET IT?!?!?! C