The Outcome of Fine Parenting

Isn't it wonderful that moms and dads would rather be their child's friends instead of their parents? Isn't it such a blessing to have mommy set up a deviantART account for little Susie so she can cuss people out and report deviants and deviations for no reason? Isn't it great that daddy lets little Johnny be an ignorant little sack of crap and make friends with other trolls online? You did such a good job, mom and pop, being a friend to your kids has certainly paid off hasn't it? Now you can reap the rewards of half-assed parenting you see as "fine" and "outstanding" when all you done was just let them have their way so you wouldn't hurt their feelings. That's right, pop, just sit down in front of the TV and watch all the smut you want without a care in the world and don't ground little Johnny even when he wrongly reports someone online. If you ground him, you will lose his love! And mom, you can sit back and celebrate your ditzy mothering skills and have special alone time so little Susie can act like an immature prepubescent little brat pretending to be a tough girl from the other side of the tracks. Aren't these parents wonderful? Oh yeah, let's give 'em all a big round of applauds, everyone!